SOMEONE I KNOW JUST GOT THIS ON HIS GAME AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
(via mightyenarc)
HAPPY EEL
Your awesome Tagline
Fille for fucks sake, det är inte bra att röka vettu.
(Source: fittsnuva)
The sprays you find on servers…
(via twistedmechanic)
*adds laughing tracks to your sextape*
(via princemordo)
lil pal
(Source: animeshawty)
It’s 3 am
You hear a noise in your kitchen
You go to investigate
It’s me sitting at your table
I ask you to sit down
“I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.”
(via verbosesniper)
(via twistedmechanic)
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
(via linzstuck)
(Source: australiansanta)
OFF headcanon
(via linzstuck)
awkward teenage sniper (✿◠‿◠)
awkward teenage engineer (◡‿◡✿)
awkward teenage sniper x awkward teenage engineer (✿ ♥ヮ♥)
(via mi0da)
“yo harry, you’re a wizard”
“cool”
“you’re gonna go to wizard school”
“cool”
“harry your train is on platform 9 3/4”
“don’t be ridiculous, there’s NO SUCH THING”
(via linzstuck)
*sends nudes*
reply: your room is messy
(Source: princesstoaster, via princemordo)
The funny thing about the Mpreg-Engineer blog is that I’m really fucking trying to keep him from cheating on his husband. But I fail miserably.
